The Wind Chill Factor Discredited

October 30, 2011

       Diane & I are members of that fraternity of those who have spent a few winters in interior Alaska.  Up there 50 degrees below zero doesn’t need any qualifying statements.  I think that most of us from that group wonder about the validity of the wind chill factor (WCF).  At 40° F degrees with a 15 mph wind the wind chill factor is supposed to be 31° F.  Does water freeze at that WCF?
        I imagine that the WCF was invented by Chicago TV weathermen to gain sympathy for their region in the winter.  I picture them about to report on the dangers of being outdoors at 20° F with a 10 mph wind coming off Lake Michigan and then feeling a little foolish after glancing at the weather map and seeing a temperature of 52° below zero at Fairbanks, AK.  Equalizing outcomes is getting to be the American way, so someone must have come up with the WCF to make Chicago’s cold just as cold as Fairbank’s cold.
        The party is over.  The concept of the WCF has just received a crippling blow. In the OHLIN UPDATE 10-09-11, I wrote about our Senegalese AC.  I asked what the WCF would be when our bedroom was 90° F with the fans blowing at 10 mph.  Several alert readers responded.  The wind chill facture calculation gives a WCF of 96° F (hotter than the air temperature) in our bedroom under the mosquito net in front of the blowing fan.  This proves that the concept of WCF is total hooey.  If the fan is off you will drown in your own sweat, but when it is on you can sleep comfortably (Well, you are not always comfortable, but usually you can doze off most of the night).
        My advice this winter to Chicago’s TV weathermen is to avoid using the discredited WCF.  It will only lower the viewer’s confidence in the validity of the weather report.  If you need to warn them about threats to the public, tell them how to take precautions against the invasion of those flying carp on the Illinois River.  Tell the viewers about the hidden danger from CAF (carp acceleration factor).

 

INSECTICIDES

September 30, 2011

        It is rainy season in Senegal.  The puddles in low areas are perfect breeding areas for mosquitos.  Our house is not tight and some of the screens on the windows need attention.  There are plenty of mosquitos in the house.  Each morning we spray the areas where they like to spend the day.
        On our 2nd day here we went shopping and insecticide was on our list.  The insecticide of choice in Congo is called Rambo.  We couldn’t find it here in Thies so we had to choose between Co...


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The Sewage Frog’s Chance for a New Life

August 7, 2011


        Diane & I are finishing up our duties at the Center for Inter-Cultural Training (CIT) before heading to Senegal Sept 3rd.  CIT has trained 2000 missionaries from 100 different agencies going to 130 countries.  Two weeks ago Don went on vacation.  He left me the tasks involved in maintaining the CIT sewage system.  It was not the first time for me to take up the CIT sewage portfolio.  I know the job well.  There are 2 tanks that each get a daily cup of sodium bicarbonate.  The ultra vi...
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The Desire/ Fulfillment Paradox

July 20, 2011


        Did you ever notice that the more you want or need something, the less it is available?  In a past life Diane & I sang together in public.  This experience introduced me to the performance paradox.  Our highest quality performance was always in private when there was the least need for it.  If there had been a recording studio in the shower, I would have been up for a Grammy Award.  In public, however, when there was the greatest need for a quality performance, I was least capable of ...
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Bringing Down Big Brother

June 21, 2011


        I don’t know anyone in favor of unmanned camera speed traps, and yet they are popping up like mushrooms all over the nation.  South Carolina is moving in the right direction.  The outcry against Ridgeland, SC’s infamous unmanned camera speed traps on Interstate 95 provoked a new state law that prohibits the town from mailing speeding tickets to their victims.
        This is a start, but I have a plan to totally stop this manifestation of Big Brother.  In a way it is not my fight...


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The Moss Lawn: a Suburban Solution to Global Warming

May 21, 2011


The Moss Lawn: a Suburban Solution to Global Warming
        When Diane and I arrived at my mom's house in southern NH in April we were stunned to see that she had a glacier in her back yard.  The snow had melted in the woods and the neighbor’s yards, but she still had 2 feet of snow pack in her back yard.  Right away I knew this was significant because of the headlines we read from time to time, "Glaciers Receding Everywhere."  In Europe they put blankets on glaciers to keep them from mel...


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A Full Circle Glass Repair

March 30, 2011

        Last fall Diane & I were in NH staying at my mother’s house.  One of the first things I noticed was the missing window pane in garage door.  The last time a pane of glass covered that spot was in the summer of 1972.  I remember it well.  My brother set up as catcher in front of the garage door.  Somehow we thought this was ok since we were throwing a rubber baseball.  My fastball was up and away.  It got past my brother.  The rubber baseball went through the garage door window as...


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Product Review- The Snuggie

December 13, 2010
 

        To help you with your Christmas shopping I offer this product review.  We first heard of the Snuggie while we were in the Central African Republic.  Our daughter Josie informed us of the entertaining commercial on TV (“But wait, there is more! If you buy now…”) She decided that it would be a hoot to get 25 people together to go to a ball game with each person wearing a Snuggie.
        For those of you out of the loop, a Snuggie is a blanket with sleeves.  I first saw one in ...


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Goliath TigerFish

September 21, 2010

While in the US Diane and I get to see cable programing when we stay with someone who subscribes.  The show "River Monsters" on Animal Planet brings back memories.  We met Jeremy Wade when he and Paul Boote came to Congo in 1990.  He is a great fisherman and on his visits to our area learned how to catch goliath tigerfish.  Since his visit I developed a pretty good live bait drift technique.  On the show called "Demon Fish" Jeremy took 3 weeks to catch an enormous tigerfish.  Look at the phot...


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